My Tummy is Hurting!

When Braden woke up this morning, he told us "My tummy is hurting..." 
Daddy asked him, "Is it growling? Are you hungry??"
He answered with a sad face, "No, it's not hungry, it's angry...." 

Oh No!!!

I was cleaning up the kitchen while Braden was reading a book on the table.  I then accidentally nudged a mug to fall off the counter.  I shouted a big "OH NO!!!!" while I tried to catch it.
Braden then looked up at me and said, "You mean, SH*T."

Yikes... I guess I have to be more careful with what I say when he's around!

Where's Your Wallet?

While in the car, Braden asked "Can we go to the big toy store?  I want to buy something Mommy."
I replied,  "Braden, I don't have money to buy you a toy."
Braden then said "Do you have your wallet Mommy?"
I asked "Why?"
Braden then replied "You have money there!"

Online Shopping Addict?

You'd know if you shop online too much when your three-year old son tells you ---

"Mommy I want toy binoculars. CAN YOU ORDER IT PLEASE?!?!"


Ok. I admit it. I am an online shopping addict.

I love to cook!

Braden just loves the kitchen he received at Christmas. I guess Braden is now smart enough to know that if a person is doing something, you add an "er" at the end.  Just like if someone is singing, he's called a singer; someone dancing, a dancer.  So while he was busy playing with his kitchen, I asked him...  "Braden, you love to cook huh?"  He quickly replied, "Yes mommy!! I'm a COOKER!"

Mommy is very friendly!

I was driving my kids to daycare while we encounter the usual traffic.  The car was crawling just before the traffic light when a car that came from the parking lot needs to exit to the lane we are on.   I let him pass by making a "pass" gesture by moving my hand from left to right.  Braden, so confused with what I was doing, then said , "Huh? Mommy, why you just wave at everybody? You wave at all the cars??"  So I replied, "Yes, mommy is very friendly!"