Sunday School Art

4yo Mac was so excited to show me the craft he made when I picked him up from Sunday school at church. 

Mac: "Look at my drawing Mom! It's a gun!"

Me: "WHAT?! You drew a gun at Church?"

Mac turning his drawing upside down: "No Mom, when I'm at church it's a shoe. But when we go outside, it's a gun."

Jungle Shopping!

Daddy online shopping...

Braden watching daddy: So how does the stuff come from the jungle?

Daddy: Huh? What are you talking about?

Braden: You know. Amazon?!? 

What School Do You Go To Phineas and Ferb?!?!

Braden: "It's not fair!! How come Phineas and Ferb get 104 days of summer vacation!!!"

In case you don't know what it is... See here = http://youtu.be/uoV2adaRBWU

He's only 4!

Me: "Why do you always fight with your brother?! You should always love him"

4-yr-old Mac: "We are FRENEMIES"

Can't Believe Mac is Only 2!

We were walking in the grocery when a lady smiled at him.  I told Mac to say hi.  He shook his head.  I said, "Come on Mac, say Hi to the lady."  Mac shook his head again, looked at me and said, "Oh mom, she'll live!"
Kids really do say the darnest thing, especially for a two-year-old!

How Do Kids Grow So Fast?

Last night before putting Braden to bed, I was telling him things about when he was still a baby.  I told him I felt it was not too long ago when he was still a baby and was so small.  I then said, "How did you grow up so fast?"  He looked at me and said, "Uhmmm... by eating of course!"

Business Card

Mac showed me a business card he found on the table.  "What's this Mom? Credit card?", he asked.  I said "No, it's a business card." He looked at me wondering. So I said, "It's used to call somebody."  He quickly smiled, put the card on his ear, and said "Hello? Anybody there?"